This is too good:

This is too good:

Gabbar: Kitne admi the?
Sambha: Sarkar do.
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai?
Sambha: Do ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?
Sambha: Do k pehle ek aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata.
Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: Do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sunn, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai Badam nahi....!!