Tuesday, 26 July 2016

As funny algorithm for work deliver

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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Procurement manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.


Operations Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.


Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


Financial Budget*Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.


Planning Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.


HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
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Customer*is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!

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