I came home from work Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up

I came home from work
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.

Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper 📄

English.    17 /100
Hindi.        35/100
Maths.      40 /100
Physics     37/100
Chemistry 42/100

I lost my temper
😤😤😤😡😡😡

Bloody idiot, Duffer, Ullu da pattha, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?
😡😡😡

Wife said...ek min suno toh

I told her
"Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!"

Wife said...oh ho..sun toh lo

I said
"Kya sun lo. Reh kya gaya sun ne ke liye. Khandaan ki naak kat gayi. No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

Son said...
"Papa i was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your marksheet."

Me..😕🙁☹😣😖


Son...😐

Wife..😏