FEW HEIGHTS

FEW HEIGHTS
1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans: Dhoti with a zip.😛
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans: Offering blank visiting cards. 😝
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans: Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.😁
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.😅
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.😉
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.😆
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.😂
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.😰
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans: A cow giving milk powder.😅
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans: Bania's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade. 😜😝😉😅
Beggar: Baba 5 rupee ka Sawal hai baba ...

Sardar: Puch shayd Mujhe aata ho 😎😎

Beggar still in Coma..
😳😥😪😭
👌 Killer ✋😂
Height of misunderstanding:

A man married his own secretary thinking  that she will still follow his orders as before!!
😂😂😂
Loved this one😂😂😂